'I'm Running Away' -- 11 Letters From Kids With One Foot Out the Door

Yes, this is a runaway note. And no, we definitely, totally, 100% do not want to be found.

I guess you'll be included too, Mom. Wait, maybe not.

Ok, fine. Thanks for the 8 years, Mom.

Will they be back? That's a clear "not."

It's only an overnight runaway, but if Mom and Dad need a break, the kids are willing to make the sacrifice.

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Emily just requests a quick goodbye, and then she'll be gone. No need to wake up either; she won't disturb you.

That was not a funny allegation, and it's grounds for leaving.

"Dear Mommy, your trobles are going to be gon soon. I will run awy tomoreoe so you can have a better livfe without me."

So considerate, wouldn't you say?

Simply put, that's just the only logical option. Below, a map, in case Mom's wondering where they're off to.

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If there was ever a reason to leave, this would be it.

'90s kids, unite!

The small sad face is really the only explanation you get, parents!

P.P.S. I'm not sure why I wrote this one.

P.P.P.S. Just kidding -- I'm staying.

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